I Hate #Crufts

Having gone on the 2nd day (9th March 2018) I’ve now decided that never again will I go to #Crufts.

Aside from the 2 hours it took for me to get there! I hate travelling, I hate driving and I hate #Crufts because it’s over 100 miles away and not on my doorstep.

Then when I finally got there, traffic! Everywhere I’m sure people seem to think it’s the Greatest Dog Show in the entire World! There is nothing worse than the anticipation of getting into Hall 1 but having to sit in stop start traffic not only that the car parks are that far from the actual entrance, which brings me onto the next thing you have either got to walk or spend 10 to 20 minutes waiting for a bus to be rammed on with Susan from Barnsley (Because there is always someone from Barnsley where ever you go anywhere!) Screaming kids with excitement (can’t you just leave them at home?) yet before you even attempt to get on the bus you suddenly remember you haven’t paid the £12 to park your damn car there…..

If you were lucky and organised enough to buy your ticket in advance for entry into Crufts then Well Done! You’ve only got 1 queue to join. If like me you forgot because well Life! Then join the 1st queue to then pay £18 for a ticket…..

You’ve just spent £30 before you even get anywhere near a damn dog!

Woohoo, you are finally in! If you can get past the vast amount of rude people cutting you up, randomly stopping and blatantly trying to cause a fight by walking into to you and not having the manner to apologise you’re then attacked by sales reps trying to sell you the latest craze in dog beds, some shitting treats or that toy from the pound shop that suddenly cost £8.99 because well when at Crufts hike the dam price up! Products such as #PoochandMutt#NaturesMenu#MeatLove#CarniLove……

People, dogs and children running riot, the amount of kids I almost kicked across the halls (don’t be alarmed I didn’t and no children came to any harm!) running straight across me with their leads attached to their backpacks, I started to wonder if I was in the wrong place and id somehow managed to walk into some weird Child Show…

Ponced up Poodles and Bichons groomed to within an inch of their life, it really is all about vanity, rows upon rows of bored dogs watching as the flock of sheeple wander past with the mentality of a two years old alongside their limited vocabulary of ooo and ahhh not forgetting everyone’s favourite…. Awwww.

Trying to find your way to the arena? You might as well get there by 8 am if you’re lucky you might find a seat after you’ve wandered about 4 hours trying to find it in the first place, flashing lights, loud noises and a dog stopping mid-course of agility to take a shit. Go to the nearest park you’ll see plenty of dogs running around, barking and shitting why pay £30 for that? Well, that’s Crufts.

If you’ve gone on day 4 to watch the Best In Show, good for you. Stuck up tit with more money than sense because yup that’s an extra ticket price…. All to watch what? Some dog becomes supreme and that high in demand they are churned out like Carol down the road popping brat after brat out so she can claim and not work…
Who am I kidding……

I’ll be there next year to do it all again……😆